Saturday, May 23, 2009

More Gift Ideas for Father's Day

Still stumped on what to get dad for Father's Day?

Is your dad a special person in your life? It's important that we let our fathers know every day of the year how important that they are in our lives. On Father' day , it gives us an extra reason to give something extra special to our dad, so that we can express how much that they really mean to us...

Click on the link below to get some ideas for
Father's Day gifts. ---some of the best gifts always come handmade too ;)

Friday, May 22, 2009

Jokes about Men (But we still love em!)

Okay might want to turn your heads for this one... It's jokes about men, our husbands, or the ones in our lives...
We women all love them, but occasionally-they can make us mad--just as much as we women, can make men mad!
So perhaps--in response--you could always post jokes
about women as well.. ha ha ;)

My stepmother sent me these, and I thought I would post them here on my blog for just a little laugh...

(*Warning ---some content not appropriate for young children)



Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A: The bonds mature.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A Widow.

Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: I must be able to do better than that.

Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "Practice makes perfect."

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
extremely small.

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They are married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."


*Now feel free to share these with your friends :)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Give a Homemade Poetry Card as a Father's Day Gift this Year

Give a Homemade Poetry Card as a Father's Day Gift
this Year

While a card purchased at the card shop is nice, there's nothing better than a handmade card created by the kids and family. In a handmade card, you can say the exact words that you want, and decorate it with that
special person's favorite colors and designs.
Having a homemade gift for father's day is the best gift any father can receive...

Click on the link below to learn about creating a handmade poetry for Father's Day...


CSI Buys Poker Chips from Small Amish Business

CSI Buys Poker Chips from Small Amish Business

CSI, a popular show on CBS, has made a purchase from a small owned family business in a quiet little Amish community town located in Illinois.

The small business was actually the place where my husband works... It was quite an exciting purchase for them... Continue reading more about CSI purchasing poker chips from the small business...


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