Okay Guys....you might want to turn your heads for this one... It's jokes about men, our husbands, or the ones in our lives...
We women all love them, but occasionally-they can make us mad--just as much as we women, can make men mad!
So perhaps--in response--you could always post jokes
about women as well.. ha ha ;)
My stepmother sent me these, and I thought I would post them here on my blog for just a little laugh... ENJOY! :)(*Warning ---some content not appropriate for young children)********************************************************************
JOKES ABOUT MEN FOR WOMEN--------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A: A Widow.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What did God say after creating Adam?A: I must be able to do better than that.
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?A: "Practice makes perfect."
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
extremely small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?A: They are married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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*Now feel free to share these with your friends :)
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